Space1000

nodeurl = require "url"
nodepath = require "path"

filename = "/home/me/fuck/you.txt"
console.log nodeurl.parse filename
console.log nodepath.parse filename

fileurl = "https://home.me/fuck/you/fuck/you.txt"
console.log nodeurl.parse fileurl
console.log nodepath.parse fileurl

nodeurl.parse filename

Url {
  protocol: null,
  slashes: null,
  auth: null,
  host: null,
  port: null,
  hostname: null,
  hash: null,
  search: null,
  query: null,
  pathname: '/home/me/fuck/you.txt',
  path: '/home/me/fuck/you.txt',
  href: '/home/me/fuck/you.txt' }

nodepath.parse filename

{ root: '/',
  dir: '/home/me/fuck',
  base: 'you.txt',
  ext: '.txt',
  name: 'you' }

nodeurl.parse fileurl

Url {
  protocol: 'https:',
  slashes: true,
  auth: null,
  host: 'home.me',
  port: null,
  hostname: 'home.me',
  hash: null,
  search: null,
  query: null,
  pathname: '/fuck/you/fuck/you.txt',
  path: '/fuck/you/fuck/you.txt',
  href: 'https://home.me/fuck/you/fuck/you.txt' }

nodepath.parse fileurl

{ root: '',
  dir: 'https://home.me/fuck/you/fuck',
  base: 'you.txt',
  ext: '.txt',
  name: 'you' }